it's delaney. 15 and funny to myself.

disclaimer: not actually an orange

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via zogwargqueen)

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via zogwargqueen)

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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skyjukebox:

when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing

image

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nonstaff:


petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

(Source: catleecious, via zogwargqueen)

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shadyfriend:

have y’all met cassie?!!!!!

shadyfriend:

have y’all met cassie?!!!!!

(via lizziemcjagger)

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I’m hot af as fuck

(Source: no, via oreooficial)

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t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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