it's delaney. 15 and funny to myself.

disclaimer: not actually an orange

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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epic-vines:

Everyone at school is fake as shit….. Myself included

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

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kinkydonuts:

gabite:

everything about shrek gets notes smh 

image

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seaking:

slay me

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